If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
Story of my life.
how to convince a waiter to become atheist
look at this fucking idiot i want 20
this is the me-ist thing of all time
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
my mum wanted to show me some big nutella jars she found in costco so she showed me this
and i was like for real 40 dollars for nutella how???
this is how
costco doesnt fuck around
can you imagine niall running around the snl studio trying to get a picture with everyone i love niall so much